(Source: facebook.com)
Great Pickup Lines of Historical Figures
(Source: mikaelchoe)
You’re like
And they’re all like
Then the teacher spots you and is staring at you like
And everyone else is staring at you like
I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna
(Source: tiffanydeenise)
i lost it at “me dammit”
ME DAMMIT.
(Source: shittime)
(Source: ubiquitous-obfuscation)